On the set of her latest future- failure, Jennifer Aniston was photographed wearing an itty bitty pink bikini on the set of Just Go With It starring Adam Sandler.

Now she may not be the most talented actress, but this 40 year old looks amazing in a bikini.

Brad Pitt, John Mayer, Gerard Butler, and countless of other men, eat your heart out!

What do you think? Does she have the hottest body in Hollywood?

John Mayer, the ultimate player, hasn’t really been talked about recently so what does he do to get some press time?

He talks about the years biggest scangal, aka Tiger Woods.

On explaining the Tiger scenario:
“Tiger Woods’ problems come from him being married. The end. It has nothing to do with control. If Tiger Woods was a single guy, what sort of angle would there be to a text message? If Tiger Woods was single, and he texted a girl and said ‘I wanna wear your ass like a hat’, why would that ever hit the news?”

On his personal sexting:
“I write a lot of dirty text messages to girls, and you’ve never seen any of them. Why? Because if a girl brought a dirty text message from me to the newspapers, they’d say ‘I don’t have an angle here. Someone wants to wear your ass like a hat? Big deal. He’s 32 years old. He’s a single guy. If John Mayer has a wife and sends dirty texts, then we got a story.’”

On Tiger’s misfortune making him look good:
“With this whole Tiger Woods situation…I wish more people would be like, ‘You know what, Mayer? You didn’t f*** up at all.’”

“I wanna wear your ass like a hat”?

Oh wow, how in the world Jennifer Aniston dated him I’ll never know.

Jessica Simpson has a new dog in her bed, and no I’m not referring to John Mayer or the countless other men she’s dated.

Simpson postead this pic on her official Twitter page with the caption:

Sammy and I are falling asleep. Sweet snuggle companion. Thx Jeannia and Evan for letting me have her for the night

First off, how desperate is she to have something or someone in her bed, is this needy diva not capable of sleeping alone?

Second, that is one ugly ass dog and, no, I’m not referring to Simpson hee hee

Third, WTF is up with her eyelids?

John Mayer and Perez Hilton have swapped spit in the past and I guess Mayer liked it so much that he decided to do it again, but this time, with another guy.

RadarOnline is reporting the following:

John was having a great time at the club, going wild to The Black Eyed Peas I Gotta Feeling – being the center of attention as he downed beer and toasted his fellow revelers, men and girls alike.
But the jaw dropper was when, according to an eyewitness, a fellow male patron approached John and planted a big kiss right on his lips – and John seemed to enjoy it! The eyewitness says that that was when the whole place erupted and cheered.
It’s not the first time John has locked lips with a guy, John has confessed in the past to making out with gay blogger Perez Hilton on New Year’s Eve 2007. “You’re damn right I made out with him,” Mayer told a crowd in April. “I was thinking about going gay!”

Would you be shocked if he was?

Half of Hollywood is in the closet so at least he’s honest.

Well, time for some rumor control.

Mayer posted the following on his Twitter page denying the smooch:

“Rumor check: went to gay bar in Palm Springs, yes. Had a blast. Danced my face off.  Someone there planted a kiss on me? No.  I don’t like the story painting gays as unable to control themselves. Found the crowd even more respectful than in a straight club. You know who the most flamboyant crowd is? Straight, drunk girls. They’re like a bunch of little Charles Nelson Reillys.”

There you have it folks, it didn’t happen.

Or did it…hmmmmm!

Ashlee Simpson, who is on the October cover of Redbook, opens up about her older sis, Jessica Simpson.

 ”She’s always saying, ‘Oh, I want a baby!’”

Jessica Simpson has had her string of failed relationships from just about every man in Hollywood, such as Nick Lachey, John Mayer and most recently, Tony Romo.

The younger and much prettier sister, Ashlee, who married Pete Wentz in May 2008 and welcomed a beautiful baby boy, Bronx, into the world was asked if she envies her single sister.

“I really don’t. Being a mom’s so empowering and incredible. I’m one of those people who believes that life brings things to you at a certain time for a certain reason, and if you just go with it, that’s where the best moments come from.”

Ashlee, who had a reputation of being a semi-party girl said that she has “grown up so much. The great thing about being pregnant is that you have nine months and it really does prepare you. Your body is changing, and it’s such an amazing time to feel that connection.”

I’m sure Jessica is very jealous of her younger sis because she has everything Jessica wants: a husband and a baby!

Since Jessica can’t seem to keep a man, I won’t be surprised if she decides to be a single mom and adopts a baby from a third world country.

It was reported yesterday that John Mayer has been hooking up with The Hills hottie, Kristin Cavallari, for the past two years without anyone suspecting anything.

Mayer decided to post a few tweets on his his Twitter page last night: 

“Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman…I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari with my penis.”

“I’m sure she’s a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together.”

 ”My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli.”

“I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James.”

I have to give him credit, he’s having a little fun with his tweets. Now that’s original!

Do you believe him?

Jessica Simpson, being the desperate whore that she is, is having a hard time dealing with being dumped by Tony Romo and has decided to deal with the breakup by hooking up with her ex, John Mayer.

  InTouch reports:

An insider reveals that, in a state of desperation and loneliness, she’s been secretly hooking up with her ex John Mayer, who unceremoniously dumped her in 2007 after they dated for a year. “They’ve always had an amazing connection,” a business associate of Jessica’s tells In Touch. Ignoring her friends’ warnings that the notorious player will just use her and then break up with her again, Jessica has jumped headfirst into a relationship with the singer now that she and Tony, 29, split. “Jessica is kidding herself that her and John stand a chance,” says a source.

It’s a matter of time until Mayer gets tired of her too and does what every man has done to her, dumps her!

 Gerard Butler and Jennifer Aniston have been denying that there is anything going on for quite some time now but they are now going public with their romance by holding hands.

But before you start congratulating these two, you better read further.

A source to the couple says the following:

“Jennifer won’t date a normal guy. She goes after the hottest thing of the moment, what she knows will get her the most time in the spotlight.”

Hmmmmm, do you think that’s why Aniston started dating her The Bounty Hunter costar?

Keep in mind that all of the guys she has dated since divorcing Brad Pitt have been celebrities.

How long do you think it’ll take before Butler runs away from her the same way Vince Vaughn, John Mayer and Bradley Cooper did?

Jennifer Aniston is on the September cover of Elle magazine wearing a very sexy black leather dress.

In her interview, she opens up about her love life and how she feels about not finding long-lasting love since she and ex-husband, Brad Pitt, divorced in 2005.  

“I’m not going to ignore the pink elephant in the living room. It’s fine. I can take it. If I’m the emblem for ‘this is what it looks like to be the lonely girl getting on with her life,’ so be it. I can make fun of myself. And I’ll bring it up as long as the world is bringing it up.

After many failed relationships with men such as Bradley Cooper, Vince Vaughn, Paul Sculfor and John Mayer,  reveals that she has always used humor as a way to get passed the difficult situations.

“I remember being 7 and asking my mom if I was as pretty as [my best friend] Monique. And with all the love in the world, my mom looked at me and said, ‘Oh, honey, you’re so funny.’ So, she doesn’t lie to me . . . She answers the question by not answering and instead tells me what she thinks is my greatest strength.”

Aniston went on to say that her parents, John and Nancy, made each other laugh “like nobody’s business.” 

 ”I put a lot of value in that at a very young age.”

It’s not a secret that Aniston has a rocky relationship with her father after he left her mom when Aniston was only 9 years old.

“My dad walking out and not seeing him for a year and not knowing where he was . . . Trying to understand, ‘Where did that person go?’”

I’m sure her unhealthy relationship with her father is partially the reason why she has so many failed relationships. She probably has abandonment issues and probably takes it out on the men in her life.

The Jackson family has announced the names of participants at tomorrow’s memorial for Michael Jackson:

Ron Boyd (family friend); Kobe Bryant; Mariah Carey; Andrae Crouch Choir; Berry Gordy; Jennifer Hudson; Shaheen Jafargholi (finalist on Britain’s Got Talent); Magic Johnson; Martin Luther King III; Bernice A. King; John Mayer; Lionel Richie; Smokey Robinson; Rev. Al Sharpton; Brooke Shields; Pastor Lucious Smith (family friend); Usher; and Stevie Wonder.