John Mayer Reveals He’s A Fan of Sexting

John Mayer, the ultimate player, hasn’t really been talked about recently so what does he do to get some press time?

He talks about the years biggest scangal, aka Tiger Woods.

On explaining the Tiger scenario:
“Tiger Woods’ problems come from him being married. The end. It has nothing to do with control. If Tiger Woods was a single guy, what sort of angle would there be to a text message? If Tiger Woods was single, and he texted a girl and said ‘I wanna wear your ass like a hat’, why would that ever hit the news?”

On his personal sexting:
“I write a lot of dirty text messages to girls, and you’ve never seen any of them. Why? Because if a girl brought a dirty text message from me to the newspapers, they’d say ‘I don’t have an angle here. Someone wants to wear your ass like a hat? Big deal. He’s 32 years old. He’s a single guy. If John Mayer has a wife and sends dirty texts, then we got a story.’”

On Tiger’s misfortune making him look good:
“With this whole Tiger Woods situation…I wish more people would be like, ‘You know what, Mayer? You didn’t f*** up at all.’”

“I wanna wear your ass like a hat”?

Oh wow, how in the world Jennifer Aniston dated him I’ll never know.